28 November 2005

because i want to gross you out

ashley loves biting on rags. and i do mean LURVVEEEEEEE. he can chew on a used towel happily for hours on end.

and that's what he did to this faithful rag.

it was in this bag of old clothes that we were going to throw away. he snuck into the bag and picked it specifically for his devious ends. he then ran underneath the dining table (his usual modus operandi, as he knows we cannot reach him easily when he's there) and began chewing the daylights out of the sucker.

so we thought it was harmless and all, until he tore off an approximately 10cm strip from the rag. we tried to get the cloth back from him, which invariably led to him resisting and in his excitement, he swallowed the darn strip.

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the next day, ashley took a poop, but there was a stubborn dropping which refused to dislodge itself from his behind.

that's when we knew - the strip of rag doth returneth.

coverage

i'm sooo up to my eyeballs in work you can't believe. i don't really like to talk about work afterhours but these week or so has just been a deluge of incomings. and nothing seems to be leaving my cubicle!

on top of my own shit, i have to handle other people's bollocks as well cos my boss doesn't trust my colleague to handle things by himself so i have to guide him along for most of his projects (and in some cases, help clean up the mess or bloody hell just do it myself).

i suppose it's a good sign. it's great that she trusts me enough to leave me to my own devices but dammit stop giving me more things to do woman! at least for the rest of this year okay?

24 November 2005

You Are Likely a Third Born
At your darkest moments, you feel vulnerable.At work and school, you do best when you're comparing things.When you love someone, you tend to like to please them.
In friendship, you are loyal to one person.Your ideal careers are: sales, police officer, newspaper reporter, inventor, poet, and animal trainer.You will leave your mark on the world with inventions, poetry, and inspiration.
The Birth Order Predictor


How the heow did they figure that one out??? Though technically, although i do indeed have two elder siblings, i'm not really third-born since i had a late brother as well. again, having said that, i think this test was more about the issue of having a third-born psyche, rather than actually having been physically the third-born child in a family, so i'll let this lil' matter pass...

23 November 2005

the inside of a joke

this is just for you c, since you like them angelfishes so much.

With compliments,
GABE

14 November 2005

viva la raza

eddie guerrero (October 9 1967 - November 13 2005)

you can lie, you can cheat, you can steal. but death is not a gimmick, it has no heel/face turns, there are no kayfabes.

viva la raza, for the last time.

13 November 2005

Live like you were dying

He said I was in my early forties
with a lot of life before me
when a moment came that stopped me on a dime
and I spent most of the next days
looking at the x-rays
Talking bout the options
and talking bout sweet time
I asked him when it sank in
that this might really be the real end
how's it hit you when you get that kinda news
man what'd you do

and he said
I went sky diving
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named FuManchu
and I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter
and I gave forgiveness I'd been denying
and he said someday I hope you get the chance
to live like you were dying.

He said I was finally the husband
that most the time I wasn't
and I became a friend a friend would like to have
and all the sudden going fishin
wasn't such an imposition
and I went three times that year I lost my dad
well I finally read the good book
and I took a good long hard look
at what I'd do if I could do it all again

and then
I went sky diving
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named FuManchu
and I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter
and I gave forgiveness I'd been denying
and he said someday I hope you get the chance
to live like you were dying.

Like tomorrow was a gift and you got eternity to think about
what'd you do with it what did you do with it
what did I do with it
what would I do with it?

Sky diving
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named FuManchu
and then I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter
and I watched an eagle as it was flying
and he said someday I hope you get the chance
to live like you were dying.
To live like you were dying
To live like you were dying
To live like you were dying
To live like you were dying

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not a big fan of country, and definitely not usually suckered into all that sentimental crap but something about this tim mcgraw song gets to me.

maybe it's that part about reading the good book.